I usually try to stay away from personal editorials on MS vs. Apple, but with the upcoming “mystery” (yeah, right) announcement, I gotta say, it sure seems like this Mock Ad for the iProduct is so apropos!

A Boy And His Computer - Announcing the Apple iProduct

Announcing the Apple iProduct

Do you like Apple products? Do you live for every product announcement, every incremental upgrade, every rumor and screenshot? Do you wank and blare and drone and fucking gurgle about Apple products morning, noon, and night? Then get ready for iProduct. You'll be blown away. No matter what it is.

And in the interests of fair play, here is the rebuttal!

Apple Haters Unite!

Apple Products. You hate them

Do you hate Apple products? Do you live for every product announcement, every incremental upgrade so you can try to be the first poster to rant about how overpriced Apple products are?  How Apple will go out of business soon?  How everything that comes from Apple – be it iPod, iMac, or Mac mini is really not that original, and nothing special? Then you may already be an Apple Hater.